You were made to be kissed, often and well. George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords (via feellng)

2 days ago // 9,797 notes

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

4 days ago // 149,503 notes

alxnu:

corn-abuse:

cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

Slightly young woman uses her mouth and other orifices to arouse moderately-sized man’s diddly-doo

I LOST IT AR DIDDLYDOO

4 days ago // 140,783 notes
Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him. Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t  (via coyotegold)

(Source: arguementative)

4 days ago // 50,691 notes